you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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