I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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