I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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