I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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