Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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