You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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