im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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