3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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