I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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