I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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