youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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