is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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