wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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