oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
