I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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