Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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