I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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