no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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