she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I've blown a few things in my day
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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