who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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