I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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