Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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