I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
