no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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