So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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