i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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