i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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