JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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