We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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