she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
