Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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