Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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