You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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