i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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