how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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