how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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