It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
