Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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