Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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