just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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