Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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