The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
thus making me awesome and them whores
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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