I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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