I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
