Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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