Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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