Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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