try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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