A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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