ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he was CRYING into my vagina
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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