so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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