Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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