i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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