he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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