i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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