where am i from again
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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