I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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